4 - 6 August 2016

Directed by Patrick Neylan

The staff at Doghouse are cock-a-hoop at Carrie, the winner of their Local Lovely competition. Unfortunately, Carrie's father is less impressed, especially as it turns out Carrie is only fourteen.

After the dust settles, one of the staff tries to get a job at upmarket lifestyle magazine Electra, only to discover that morality and principles are just as compromised as they were at Doghouse, if not more so.

NSFW is a ribald satire on the ethics of modern media, and naturally contains the strong language and sexual imagery you would expect in such an environment.



Jimmy White


Marie Hurding


Paul Matthews


David Pascoe


Andrew Haggerty


Philippa Rooke


Production Coordinator

Jo East

Stage Manager

Jeremy Walls

Lighting and Sound

Norman Bailey

Emma Christmas

Nina Noss

Rehearsal Prompt

Anne Kindley


Pat Walls

Set Design

Gulay Pereira

What our audience said:

Saw it last evening.  Thoroughly enjoyed a wonderful performance.  The text and spontaneity of acting was absolutely first rate’

‘Great production ..Thoroughly enjoyed myself last night .. Catch it while you can folks’

‘if you have tonight or tomorrow free, go and see this’.

‘very professional production’

‘I would like to congratulate everyone on a fab production’

‘I went to see Chelsfield Players production of NSFW last night - excellent! Such a funny script and brilliantly executed by all the cast, they were amazing and obviously enjoyed this production’.

I saw the play tonight and would recommend it. A thought provoking, well directed and performed piece’



Lucy Kirkwood

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