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      • Carrington VC
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      • Feed the Beast
      • FlatSpin
      • Hello, Is There Any Body There?
      • The Hollow
      • Ladies Day
      • A Lady Mislaid
      • La Musica & Perfect Partners
      • Love In A Mist
      • Maskerade
      • Misfits
      • Much Ado About Nothing
      • Nobody's Perfect
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      • The Railway Children
      • Salt
      • Sauce For The Goose
      • Six Characters In Search Of An Author
      • This Happy Breed
      • The Thrill of Love
      • Visiting Hour
      • A Wedding Story
      • Wind in the Willows Chelsfield
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      • Cemetery Club
      • A Chorus Of Disapproval
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      • Dangerous Corner
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      • Garden
      • A Ghost On Tiptoe
      • Hobsons Choice
      • House
      • The Importance of Being Earnest
      • Intimate Exchanges
      • Lady Windermeres Fan
      • Loot
      • Lucky Sods
      • Mars & Venus
      • The Merry Wives Of Windsor
      • A Midsummer Night’s Dream
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      • My Three Angels
      • New Directions
      • Over My Dead Body
      • Our Country’s Good
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NSFW

by Lucy Kirkwood, directed by Patrick Neylan
4-6 August 2016
#NSFW (Not Safe For Work) by Lucy Kirkwood is a satire on modern media set in the offices of lads’ mag Doghouse and upmarket women’s magazine Electra. 
The staff at Doghouse are cock-a-hoop at Carrie, the winner of their Local Lovely competition. Unfortunately, Carrie's father is less impressed, especially as it turns out Carrie is only fourteen. After the dust settles, one of the staff tries to get a job at upmarket lifestyle magazine Electra, only to discover that morality and principles are just as compromised as they were at Doghouse, if not more so. 
#NSFW is a ribald satire on the ethics of modern media, and naturally contains the strong language and sexual imagery you would expect in such an environment. 
Lucy Kirkwood is one of Britain’s brightest young playwrights, whose play Chimerica was a huge success in the West End in 2013.
Crew
Director – Patrick Neylan
Stage Manager – Jeremy Walls
Set Design – Gulay Tas Pereira
Costumes – Cynthia Hearing
Props – Patricia Walls

Set Construction – Ken Clarke
Lighting Design – Norman Bailey
Sound Design – Emma Christmas
Light & Sound Operation – Nina Noss
Make-up – Gulay Tas Pereira
Production Co-ordinator – Jo East
Rehearsal Prompt – Anne Kindley
Publicity – Marie Hurding
Picture
Cast
Rupert
– David Pascoe
Charlotte – Marie Hurding      
Sam – Jimmy White
       
Aiden – Paul Matthews
       
Mr Bradshaw – Andy Haggerty
   
Miranda – Philippa Rooke
 

Aidan and Bradshaw negotiate the finer points
Picture
Scenes from rehearsals
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