26-28 November 1998
The play is set in the salon of high-class furrier Bodley, Bodley & Crouch in the late 1960s (coincidentally, in the late 1960s the Players had put on two shows about selling furs).

Arnold Crouch, one of the two owners, has difficulty keeping everything afloat while his partner, Gilbert Bodley, is off philandering. Bodley decides to sell his new mistress’s husband a fur coat for an extremely low price in order to win her affection, and Crouch is stuck presiding over the deal. The husband decides to give the coat to his own mistress, and all hell breaks loose.